bawlmerese

Aig - the kind with a yoke
Arn - what you do on the arnin board
Authoritis - arthritis
Baffroom - see "rostrum"
Balamer - our hometown
Blow - opposite of "above"
Calf Lick - or protestant, jewish...
Fate - meet you at the corner of Fayette & Calvert Streets

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